It’s my favorite day of the week once again! Truly, the freedom associated with Friday is absolutely fantastic. I’m excited to break out of here as soon as humanly possible and get my ass lodged into the couch as deep as I can go; maybe drink some beers and pop an edible prior. It’s just a great feeling knowing that I won’t be rudely awoken by a digital nag in the morning. I love it. I wish that Friday feeling could be bottled and sold- I’d be a goddamn billionaire. Don’t say fentanyl, that’s not the feeling I’m trying to express, you jaded goon! I mean actual relief that the toils and troubles foisted upon you the previous four days just melting away. That’s the feeling. That’s the essence I want to bottle and take to market. Anyone know how I might be able to do that? I guess I should think on it for a bit. Coming soon: Injectable Friday. lol.